{"id":179,"date":"2014-08-19T17:57:44","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T17:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/?p=179"},"modified":"2014-08-19T17:57:44","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T17:57:44","slug":"how-it-should-have-ended-hansel-and-gretel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/?p=179","title":{"rendered":"How it should have ended: Hansel and Gretel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m over at Laura Kreitzer&#8217;s blog, talking about Hansel and Gretel REALLY should have ended. We all know the story. Candy house, diabetic kids, obese witch, and they go home happy to a father who tried to kill them. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/WqqAckHRjI\">You can read more here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m over at Laura Kreitzer&#8217;s blog, talking about Hansel and Gretel REALLY should have ended. We all know the story. Candy house, diabetic kids,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/?p=179\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How it should have ended: Hansel and Gretel<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-agency-series","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180,"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/authorjcnelson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}